Hatton Marketing

What the Dickens are Abyssinian monkey trousers and what do they have to do with Hatton Marketing?

The short answer: nothing.

The long answer: how many times have you heard "We can get you to number 1 in Google!" from some random SEO company?

And you've thought - "Blimey, this sounds great, and it's really cheap. Wonder what the catch is?"

The catch is they'll get you there for some meaningless phrase which no-one ever searches for. Like, say, abyssinian monkey trousers... There's several thousand pages returned by Google if you type in "Abyssinian monkey trousers" apparently but I bet they're irrelevant.

This is the only page selling genuine trousers from the country of Abyssinia for your favourite primate*. On a serious note: no-one can guarantee you results in the natural search engine results. No-one has that kind of relationship with the search engines. Our approach is to promote your business through the search engines by providing what people using the search engines really want: relevant results. *Note: if you're actually looking for Abyssinian monkey trousers, we don't really sell them... try John Lewis...